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Best Movie Ever: Quotes from Grey Gardens

S-T-A-U-N-C-H charcters: the ladies of grey gardens

"But you see in dealing with me, the relatives didn't know that they were dealing with a staunch character and I tell you if there's anything worse than dealing with a staunch woman...S-T-A-U-N-C-H. There's nothing worse, I'm telling you. They don't weaken, no matter what." (Little Edie)

Little Edie:The Marble Faun is moving in.
Albert Maysles: Who is?
Little Edie: The Marble Faun.
David Maysles: Jerry.
Albert Maysles: Oh!
Little Edie: He just gave us a washing machine. That cements the deal. I gotta get outta here! I'm not gonna spend the rest of my life washing clothes in that goddamn...
Albert Maysles: I don't blame you!

"This is the best thing to wear for today, you understand. Because I don't like women in skirts and the best thing is to wear pantyhose or some pants under a short skirt, I think. Then you have the pants under the skirt and then you can pull the stockings up over the pants underneath the skirt. And you can always take off the skirt and use it as a cape. So I think this is the best costume for today." (Little Edie)

Big Edie: Oh, look. That cat's going to the bathroom right behind my portrait.
Little Edie: Ughh, how awful.
Big Edie: No, I'm glad. I'm glad somebody's doing something what they want to do!

Little Edie: You can't have your cake and eat it, too in life.
Big Edie: Oh, yes, I did. I did, I had my cake, loved it, masticated it, chewed it and had everything I wanted.

"I can't stand being in this house. In the first place, it makes me terribly nervous. I'm scared to death of doors, locks, people roaming around in the background, under the trees, in the bushes, I'm absolutely terrified." (Little Edie)

Little Edie: Do you think my costume looked all right for Brooks? I think he was a little amazed.
Maysles: He's probably seen it before.
Little Edie: No, no, this is the revolutionary costume! I never wear this in East Hampton!

"Listen, kid! I'm extremely organized. I know exactly where to look for this stuff. I've got it under control right here, but I can't find it. Get it?" (Little Edie)

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Best Movie Ever: Quotes from Pretty Persuasion

the wonder twins of pretty persuasion

"These teachers, you know, hear it--these fucking dykes, lesbians, these feminists in the school system with their rectal-ranger buddies, you know; 'oh, it's the parents' fault, it's the upbringing.' Right. As if, what, kids couldn't inherently be fucking complete assholes on their own?" (Mr. Joyce)



"I have respect for all races, but I'm very glad that I was born white. As a woman, it's the best race to be. Especially if you want to become an actress, like I do. If I wasn't white, then the next thing I would wanna be is Asian because a lot of men like Asian girls because they think they are docile and subservient and sweet which I don't really think is true because I once met this Asian girl at summer camp one time and she was a real bitch. If I couldn't be white and I also couldn't be Asian, then my third choice would be African-American because I've always wanted to be a gospel singer and also, black men are more forgiving if your butt gets big. Except I'd defineitely want light skin and Caucasian features like..Vanessa Williams or Halle Berry. And finally, you know, no offense or anything Randa, but my very last choice would be Arab. I mean, truth be told you're not in a very enviable position. There's a lot of resentment in this country toward the Middle East and there's a lot of stereotypes floating around which I don't think are true because in the short amount of time I've known you, you haven't tried to bomb anybody and you currently smell okay to me." (Kimberly)



"Randa, you're gonna find out that a lot of things men like are a sin." (Kimberly)



"I don't ever wanna catch you being a racist. This is not to say, you know, you have license to bring R. Kelly home for dinner." (Mr.Joyce)



Phone Sex Operator: Now, I'm running my fingers along your chest and my red nails are ripping through your chest like fire through a forest.
Mr. Joyce: That's fucking hot. What am I doing with you? I've got my thumb so far up your ass, I'm bowling with your ass.



"Barry's technically my boyfriend, except I don't like him." Kimberly



Kimberly: Daddy, I have some news. I'm going to be playing Anne Frank in the school play.
Mr. Joyce: The school play? I thought that you want to be a movie star.
Kimberly: Daddy, I have some news. I'm going to be playing Anne Frank in the school play.
Mr. Joyce: Jew Broad, right? Anne Frank? She was Jewish? Can I just say this, okay? In my office, ever since we took the company public, being in a board meeting is like being in a fucking synagogue! I hear the suffixes of the surnames around me, and it's all like, Bloom, Berg, Witz, Stein, Gold, Schtickman, Hackman..you know, I swear to God, I feel threatened.


Kimberly: Kathy?
Kathy:Kimberly, we've talked about this. I would really like it if you'd start calling me Mom.
Kimberly: Kathy?
Kathy: No. Yes, Kimberly?
Kimberly: Do you fuck dogs?


"Last week's meeting, there's a guy there, he's coughing, right? He starts coughing, like a coughing fit. You know, a fucking , coughing Kike, right? So I think..is he, like, coughing in fucking Yiddish or something? LIke, listen to this...wait till Hank turns his back...and then stab him with a dreidel!" (Mr. Joyce)


Kimberly: And then when you were done fucking my dog, you laid down on my bed, all naked and sweaty, and you said: 'There's nothing like hard canine cock to satisfy my desires.'
Kathy: So, how's school?
Kimberly: I gotta go.
Mr. Joyce: Where?
Kimberly: Out.
Mr. Joyce: With who?
Kimberly: My ass crack.
Mr. Joyce: Okay, well, try to be back in time. Hey!
Kathy: Ass crack? That's interesting. You know, anal fixation...
Mr. Joyce: Is it theoretically possible for you to shut up for more than five seconds at a time?

"You know, I could never give up men, because I like cock too much. But I don't know...sometimes I just feel like I need a woman's touch."(from the porno)